
Jackie: So, I was thinking, tomorrow night we should..
Hyde: Woah, ok. Alright come on now Jackie, this was a one time only thing, alright. If you’re trying to bribe me with these boots man, you can just take them back.
Jackie: I see.
Hyde: Oh what are you gonna do now, cry? Oh man, you’re crying. Hey, Jackie.. come on, man. It’s going to be fine, ok. You’re gonna be fine, this whole thing is gonna be fine, alright? [Jackie kisses him] No! Bad Jackie!
Jackie: But Hyde, I thought we agreed that you were alone, and I was alone…
Hyde: Jackie, I’m trying to help you out here alright, so just listen to me. You’ve gotta realize that you can do better than Kelso.
Jackie: But what if I never find anybody else?
Hyde: You will man, you’ll find somebody great. See, I myself, don’t like you. I find you abrasive. But if I didn’t know you, and I had never talked to you.. I’d think you were totally hot.
Jackie: Thank you, Hyde.
Hyde: Anything for you, doll.
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“Thank you Hyde, for tonight. It was very special.”

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That’s a burn about a burn! That’s a second degree burn!

ERIC: Oh! I could pretend to be sick.
RED: No, that… Wait a minute, that might work. She mothered the heck out of you when you broke your leg that time.
ERIC: Right, I could say I have a fever.
RED: Or better yet, we could go out to the garage, I hit you in the elbow with a baseball bat.
ERIC: I’m gonna stick with the fever.
RED: If you wanna go through life doing everything half-assed, that’s your decision, son.That 70’s Show 2x19 Parents Find Out

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Kelso: [playing his own version of ‘American Pie’] Something touched me deep inside, the day that Hyde… lied. So bye bye, Mr. Steven Hyde. I’m a hottie and you’re nottie, Jackie’s gonna be mine. She likes my brunette locks, not your curly ass twine. Oh, Jackie Burkhart, you are so fiiiiine…
That ’70s Show 5.25 - “Celebration Day”

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I still wish Fez had ended up with the true love of his life, Kelso.