Leslie: My Nana… she used to say the best stuff: Don’t work yourself into a lather. Look where it is and you’ll find it. Don’t put me in a home. Tell the truth and shame the devil. The devil knows where you’re hiding. If you take enough rides with the devil, pretty soon he’s gonna drive. She was really into the devil.

typicrobots

Okay. Fine. I got that tunnel vision that girls get. That’s what happened. End of story. I let my emotions get the best of me. I just cared too much, I guess. I was thinking with my lady parts. I was walking and I felt something icky. I thought there was going to be chocolate. I don’t even remember! I’m wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off. All I want to do is have babies! Are you single? I’m just like, going through a thing right now. I guess my life isn’t complete and I just want to shoot someone! This would not happen if I had a penis! What? Bitches be crazy. I’m good at tolerating pain, I’m bad at math, and… I’m stupid.

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squintyoureyes

A piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction. Is that normal?

rhineland | daynawashere

What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.

- Parks & Recreation, 1.01

elenitahb

Parks and Recreation; 2.06 - Kaboom

rhineland | et al | glenbishop

furiousmoses | rhineland | illbethereforu

Leslie: There’s some secret ingredient in these Nutrium bars that make me feel so good.
Ann: Sugar. It’s a block of sugar.
Leslie: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Parks & Recreation 2x22, Telethon

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ohbugger | (via parksandrecgifs)

marinersubmariner | noblealice | letseyx | emptyhanded85

Emmy Nominee: Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series

Congratulations, Amy! You 100% deserve it.

falseeeyelashes | megalong | emuhhhh

cyborglovesong

April: He runs weird.
Mark: He really does.