#idk what this was supposed to be; it got ugly in a hurry

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Dick said he had a dream where he and Marin were serial killers and they kidnapped me and I was really upset because they made me watch or something and it hurt my elven sensibilities. I think I was actually upset because Marin said she wiped blood on my forehead and whispered, “SIMBA.”

But anyways, this dissolved into another fake movie as written by Dick with help from Marin and Kristen.

“Two serial killers — two people traveling the country and killing people more and more creatively — capture national attention when they kidnap a victim and take him on a hellish, nightmare-inducing road trip~* and they also capture the obsession of one reporter with a lust for stardom as she follows the couple, discovering her own limits to her sanity.

And there will be a scene where Ryan Mckiller Gosling and Rooney Mckillerpants mara slow dance with corpses around and make Andrew Mccreyface Garfield watch, all set to an old version of Blue Moon.

Alison Brie stars as the obsessed reporter willing to kill for a good story and Rose Byrne is the Al Pacino-character in a skirt— she’s a cop chasing these bastards down. And Alison Brie’s character ends up making out with Ryan Gosling, he captures her and kisses her and it’s all very Hannibal and Clarice and it will be a fucked up scene where you ship it but you shouldn’t. And Rooney Mara’s character is all pissed off because BACK OFF DAT IS HER MAHN so she makes out with Andrew even though he’s fighting it cause bitch is psycho. Then the cop kills Ryan Gosling and Rooney is freaking out, or maybe they die together we haven’t decided. Alison Brie starts realizing she is insane and Andrew Garfield is forever scarred.

Or maybe the plot twist is that the kidnapped victim (Andrew Garfield) has a rage blackout and kills everyone. “

This whole thing is just trolling, I’m not sorry.

#that’s it i’m writing my justified au with her tim and jpitts also gillian

HNNNG I CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW BADLY I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE!

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X-men: First Class just has a really great cast, okay?

falseeeyelashes:

I’m just going to leave this here. Yeah. Crazy. Me. Yup.

THIS.

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I’m thinking I might start watching Damages. Y/Y?