• Interviewer: So if there's a Zombieland sequel, it would sort of be like a double tap.
  • Jesse Eisenberg: Yeah--well, very good. That's very good, 'a double tap', that's actually great, uh, I hope you don't own the copyright to that cause it's so good.
  • Interviewer: Are you gonna take that?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: Yeah, that's very clever.
  • Interviewer: Kind of a little bit like Mark Zuckerberg right there?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: Um, it was my idea.
  • Interviewer: Okay. It was on tape.
  • Jesse Eisenberg: That's true. There is proof. If you edit it a certain way it will look like I came up with it.
  • Interviewer: If I edited it a certain way it'll look like I came up with it.
  • Jesse Eisenberg: What if I told you I get final cut of this interview?
  • Interviewer: What if I told you there was only one tape in both these cameras and I'm walking out with them?
  • Jesse Eisenberg: I would defer to you.

can we please toast to the muthafuckin earmuffs: Jesse has accidentally turned Andrew into a serial killer.

thisisquitehomoerotic

Seriously fearing for the whole TSN cast right now.

“Have you seen Justin, Andrew?” says Fincher.

“No, I haven’t.” he replies with an innocent smile and bright doe eyes. Actual meaning: I drowned him in a river. Now he doesn’t need to cry one.

“I haven’t heard from…

SIT DOWN BEFORE YOU FALL DOWN: this post is for laura/@gait

bullfacedluck

Dear Laura,

I hear you’ve met Jesse Adam Eisenberg.

Did you know that he narrates books? About teenage girls? And does the voices? | EXHIBIT A* (linking to my own tumblr for the thread of brb dying - ugh that was a beautiful night november fourteenth ~neva forget~)

Did you know that…

inmybubble

INTERVIEWER: What kind of influence does Facebook have on your life? How do you use it to keep in contact with your friends and your family? 
JESSE: I don’t use Facebook at all. Um, but… my friends and family use it to keep in contact with other people and it’s uh, an amazing place. My mother has found friends from 50 years ago, uh, that she has now met again, and gone out to lunch with… and I haven’t spoken to her in a long time because she’s out to lunch with all these people from Facebook. And so, I guess it’s hurt our relationship a little bit.

whorecruxing | jaune

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I don’t even know what my whole mind is turning into right now. It’s like those snakes that eat themselves.
Jesse Eisenberg (via bullfacedluck)

“My connection with Jesse - I could talk about that for days and weeks and months and years. We, um, there were some subconscious forces happening as we were going on this sort of rehearsal process, and it was probably more from just my own perspective, but my subconscious knew I had to fall in love with him. And have a genuine love for him, and it was easy to project on such a kind and innocent face. And innocent soul.”

Andrew Garfield on his relationship with Jesse Eisenberg

annieee

mavenity and i went to the AFI roundtable with jesse eisenberg, andrew garfield, and carey mulligan today. IT WAS AWESOME. andrew garfield is basically the most perfect person on the planet. also, best part? andrew and jesse’s cute little inside jokes.

at one point they were totally lost in reminiscing about something they declined to share with the audience. i think the conversation went something like this (best transcript i can get, sorry; my video is kind of shaky):

Moderator: Is it important to feel that connection with the character you’re playing? Do you often get that involved?
Jesse: Yeah, my favourite thing to do is improvise a character’s rehearsals. Andrew and I, we did this fun thing… do you remember that?
Andrew: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!
Jesse: Andrew remembers this time when we had a very long conversation and it was so much fun. Remember in the room with the table?
Andrew: The table room?
Jesse: Yeah, you were sitting… you were sitting next to…
Andrew: Yeah!
Jesse: Yeah, I’d love to do that again. It was so much fun.