
Armie: I have to ask Andrew where this dance move came from because it’s kind of awesome.
Andrew: I don’t know, I just…
Armie: It worked out perfectly.
Andrew: I didn’t even realize I did it, you know? It was just out of pure, pure instinct.
Armie: Pure in-the-moment-ness.
Jesse: When we were shooting this scene, Andrew danced over to me and the first thing he said when he got over, he goes “Was that okay? Was that okay?” and I was like “Yeah, that’s great, that’s great it’s so funny.” I mean to me, I liked it because I liked it through Mark because Mark would have no idea what Eduardo’s doing because it’s the last thing that Mark would do. So I love that Andrew’s doing that because it gave me kind of a reaction of like “What is this man doing? Who is he? Oh it’s Eduardo. What is he doing? He’s walking. But why is he moving that way? Maybe his leg is broken.” If Mark would see somebody dance he would think that they must be in pain, because why are they moving in that strange way?
“What is this man doing? Who is he? Oh it’s Eduardo. What is he doing? He’s walking. But why is he moving that way?
Maybe his leg is broken.”
Seriously fearing for the whole TSN cast right now.
“Have you seen Justin, Andrew?” says Fincher.
“No, I haven’t.” he replies with an innocent smile and bright doe eyes. Actual meaning: I drowned him in a river. Now he doesn’t need to cry one.
“I haven’t heard from…

Dick said he had a dream where he and Marin were serial killers and they kidnapped me and I was really upset because they made me watch or something and it hurt my elven sensibilities. I think I was actually upset because Marin said she wiped blood on my forehead and whispered, “SIMBA.”
But anyways, this dissolved into another fake movie as written by Dick with help from Marin and Kristen.
“Two serial killers — two people traveling the country and killing people more and more creatively — capture national attention when they kidnap a victim and take him on a hellish, nightmare-inducing road trip~* and they also capture the obsession of one reporter with a lust for stardom as she follows the couple, discovering her own limits to her sanity.
And there will be a scene where Ryan Mckiller Gosling and Rooney Mckillerpants mara slow dance with corpses around and make Andrew Mccreyface Garfield watch, all set to an old version of Blue Moon.
Alison Brie stars as the obsessed reporter willing to kill for a good story and Rose Byrne is the Al Pacino-character in a skirt— she’s a cop chasing these bastards down. And Alison Brie’s character ends up making out with Ryan Gosling, he captures her and kisses her and it’s all very Hannibal and Clarice and it will be a fucked up scene where you ship it but you shouldn’t. And Rooney Mara’s character is all pissed off because BACK OFF DAT IS HER MAHN so she makes out with Andrew even though he’s fighting it cause bitch is psycho. Then the cop kills Ryan Gosling and Rooney is freaking out, or maybe they die together we haven’t decided. Alison Brie starts realizing she is insane and Andrew Garfield is forever scarred.
Or maybe the plot twist is that the kidnapped victim (Andrew Garfield) has a rage blackout and kills everyone. “
This whole thing is just trolling, I’m not sorry.
OK
CILLIAN MURPHY IS NOT A SERIAL KILLER
IF HE IS LIKE CHARLES MANSON
I AM ONE OF MANSON’S BITCHES
CILLIAN MURPHY IS AN LEPRECHAUN
SLASH UNICORN
OK
I’M SORRY HIS FEATURES AREN’T EARTHLY ENOUGH FOR YOU
HE IS CONSIDERED THE BLACK SWAN OF UNICORNS
THAT IS WHY ANDREW GARFIELD HATES HIM
BECAUSE HE IS THE WHITE MOTHERFUCKING SWAN
AND THEY BOTH
JUST. WANT. TO. BE. PERFECT.
BUT THEY’RE ALL INSANE
SO THIS IS LIKE BLACK SWAN X 20000000000000000000000000
IN THE END
THEY GO TO A CLUB RIGHT
AND THEY TAKE SOME DRUGZ
AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU AREN’T SUPPOSE TO GIVE WOODLAND DRUGS AM I RIGHT CHANDLER
SO THEY FREAK THE FUCK OUT
AND WHILE TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS
SOMETHING VERY HIPSTER AND FLAMBOYANT LIKE CRYSTAL CASTLES OR SOME SHIT
THERE IS SYMBOLISM
EVERY
FUCKING
WHERE
BUT YOU CAN’T SEE SHIT SO IT DOESNT MATTER
ANYWAY
IN THE END
IN THE REAL FUCKING END
BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE THE DEPAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTED AND IT HAS LIKE 94890884445 TWISTS
THEY FUCK
AND ITS WONDERFUL

“My connection with Jesse - I could talk about that for days and weeks and months and years. We, um, there were some subconscious forces happening as we were going on this sort of rehearsal process, and it was probably more from just my own perspective, but my subconscious knew I had to fall in love with him. And have a genuine love for him, and it was easy to project on such a kind and innocent face. And innocent soul.”
Andrew Garfield on his relationship with Jesse Eisenberg

mavenity and i went to the AFI roundtable with jesse eisenberg, andrew garfield, and carey mulligan today. IT WAS AWESOME. andrew garfield is basically the most perfect person on the planet. also, best part? andrew and jesse’s cute little inside jokes.
at one point they were totally lost in reminiscing about something they declined to share with the audience. i think the conversation went something like this (best transcript i can get, sorry; my video is kind of shaky):
Moderator: Is it important to feel that connection with the character you’re playing? Do you often get that involved?
Jesse: Yeah, my favourite thing to do is improvise a character’s rehearsals. Andrew and I, we did this fun thing… do you remember that?
Andrew: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!
Jesse: Andrew remembers this time when we had a very long conversation and it was so much fun. Remember in the room with the table?
Andrew: The table room?
Jesse: Yeah, you were sitting… you were sitting next to…
Andrew: Yeah!
Jesse: Yeah, I’d love to do that again. It was so much fun.

Okay so bullfacedluck and I are all on the ‘HIPSTERS GETTING WITH ALL THE OTHER HIPSTERS’ train or whatever you would like to refer to it as. What started out with Gubler/Jacobs and JGL/Ellen soon met up with Garfield/Stone and if you have some hipsters you have to have the rest. (And I’m sure I’ve missed plenty, so feel free to reply with those I missed.) But anyway we wanted a flow chart because keeping up with the links between them all became confusing. Our solution: THE HIPSTER FLOW CHART. Simple enough, really.
/I’m one delusional son of a bitch.