bullfacedluck | spiies

“I once hand made a girlfriend a 50 page leather bound book. It was an illustrated fairy tale about a princess and an eccentric magician. The magician had his heart broken so badly in the past that instead of keeping it in his chest where it could easily get hurt again, he kept it locked up in a rusty trunk under his bed, where it had withered into a shriveled apricot.  A lot happens that can’t really be summed up in one paragraph, but at the end, his apricot heart swells to the size of a house and they end up living happily ever after inside of it.  It took me about a month to make, it was all rhyming, hand painted… something I was pretty gosh darn proud of. I really poured a lot into it, and I think its filled with some of my best paintings yet. Sadly in real life the story didn’t end as happy as it did in the book.  Lets just say I’m living alone in that giant apricot heart at the moment.”

#TAYLOR I HOPE YOU SEE THIS HE’S LIVING IN AN APRICOT HEART

I do see it! Hey, remember your hipster fic where he and Jesse and Kat were all buddies and just, how is he real? He and Jesse, just the words that come out of their mouths. He is precious. That’s about the only way I know how to describe him.

#MAY I HOPE YOU WERE REFERRING TO ME…

#MAY THE WORLD NEEDS MORE FIC WITH JESSE KATE AND THE GUBE AND WHATEVER OTHER HIPSTERS YOU WANT TO THROW IN - SOMETHING WHERE LIKE ANDREW’S MURDEROUS EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES BECOME KNOWN WITHIN THEIR HIPSTER CLAN AND THEY SEE HOW IT IS AFFECTING JESSE AND IDK RAINBOWS AND UNICORN

Okay, first LOL YES I WAS REFERRING TO YOU, WHO ELSE MAN. Second, crying at your sidebar. I am something you enjoy and Michelle is both Andrew Garfield and James Franco, what has tumblr done to us all. Third, oh my god I’d forgotten all about that. 9K in two days. Remember when I could write and actually show something for it? I miss that. And lololol, perfect sequel, he’s outted as a killlah and they plan an intervention with the police standing by.

LOL how could I not enjoy your antics? The whole tumblr war about whether or not Jesse is a killer and made Andrew what he is? Sounds good to me, with Franco either writing a book about it or somehow incorporating it into his guest appearance on GH yet again next month…