taylor. 18.
i enjoy: fringe, the britta perry show, parks and recreation, hbo programming that involves guns and guys and dirt, movies that should exist, banging between people that probably don't even know each other, may and april and june, michelle aka: james franco/aka: andrew garfield, the dude, once upon a time in nazi occupied france, serial killers by the last name of mulligan and garfield and murphy, anything and everything with a spy!au, trent reznor & atticus ross scoring, reese's peanut butter cups, and a shit ton of other things.
Interviewer: So if there's a Zombieland sequel, it would sort of be like a double tap.
Jesse Eisenberg: Yeah--well, very good. That's very good, 'a double tap', that's actually great, uh, I hope you don't own the copyright to that cause it's so good.
Interviewer: Are you gonna take that?
Jesse Eisenberg: Yeah, that's very clever.
Interviewer: Kind of a little bit like Mark Zuckerberg right there?
Jesse Eisenberg: Um, it was my idea.
Interviewer: Okay. It was on tape.
Jesse Eisenberg: That's true. There is proof. If you edit it a certain way it will look like I came up with it.
Interviewer: If I edited it a certain way it'll look like I came up with it.
Jesse Eisenberg: What if I told you I get final cut of this interview?
Interviewer: What if I told you there was only one tape in both these cameras and I'm walking out with them?